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"Remember that time is money."
- Benjamin Franklin (American statesman, 1700s - early 1800s)

"Be civil to all, sociable to many, familiar with few, friend to one, enemy to none."
- Benjamin Franklin

"Hide not your talents, they for use were made. What's a sundial in the shade?"
- Benjamin Franklin

"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards."
- Benjamin Franklin

"While we may not be able to control all that happens to us, we can control what happens inside us."
- Benjamin Franklin



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