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"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."
- Robert Frost (1874-1963)

"A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer."
- Robert Frost (1874-1963)

"Trying to sneak a fastball past Hank Aaron (famous baseball player) is like trying to sneak the sunrise past a rooster."
- Joe Adcock

"Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the person who will get the blame."
- Laurence J. Peter

"When a person tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask them: 'Whose?'"
- Don Marquis (1878 - 1937)

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