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Good Clean Jokes
On this page you'll discover good clean jokes you can share with the family.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson On A Camping Trip
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes says, "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent!"
A Priest, A Rabbi, and A Minister
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Hey! What, is this some kind of joke?"
Actual Answers From High School Science Tests
The earth makes a resolution every 24 hours. (Resolution? A thinking planet!).
The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
Answering Machine Message
"Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent
the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are
my bank, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my
friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I
have LOTS of money."
