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Dirty Jokes
Blonde Vs. Washing Machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?
Answer: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week!
How Often Does She Like It?
After a brief sex free relationship an elderly couple finally decide to marry. Before the wedding they have a long conversation about how things might change in married life, discussing finances and living arrangements, before eventually the old man enquires about doing the wild thing.
"How do you feel about sex" he asks rather hopefully.
"Well," thinks his partner. "I'd have to say I like it INFREQUENTLY."
The old man pauses, "I see" he says. "Just to clarify, was that ONE word or TWO?"
