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God's Tenth Avatar: Latest Incarnation of God on Earth to Weed Out Evil and Protect Virtuous

Ramayana and Mahabharata, the two great epics of India are describing two incarnations of the Almighty. In Ramayana, God took the avatar as Rama and established various virtues on Earth like Truth, Chastity, Honesty and good rule, whereas in Mahabharata, He was born as Krishna and taught Bhagavad Gita which is considered the fifth Veda. He assured that, in every Mega Age (Yug) He would take the avatar on Earth to annihilate the evil, punish the guilty beings and to protect the righteous and establish Dharma. In other word in every age, he would set right the disorder and establish order. This age is known as 'Kalyug' (dark age). The disorder is at its peak. It is high time the Lord take Kalki avatar as assured by Him and restore order. Hence God comes to the Earth for doing His duty. But what is the result? This story depicts in a humorous way the problems God Himself will face should he come to Earth. This story is fully a political satire and not to hurt the religious sentiments of people belonging to any religion whatsoever.

Can Fire-Breathing Monsters Help The Navy?

Patron Saint, George, and Prime Minister, Merlin, had tried to speed up the seasoning of timber by using fire-breathing monsters but the result had been the loss of material for two warships. First Sea Lord, Sir Salty Biscuit, called an urgent conference and came to Greenwich to take the chair. He was joined by George and Merlin, technical expert, Dr Knotty Wood, and George's man, Jack.

What If Nigeria Wins the World Cup?

Nigeria's Super Eagles have never won the World Cup and nobody has ever tipped them to achieve such a grand feat. But what if the tides change and the trophy is won? This article explores events that could unfold owing to this.

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